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Get Well Soon, I Can Only Be Nice for So Long – Sarcastic Greeting Card

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    • For the friend who knows your love comes with a side of attitude, this card delivers the most honest get-well message ever. “Get well soon, I can only be nice for so long” blends vintage charm with delightfully sarcastic humor — the ideal way to lift their spirits while staying true to your personality.

      Perfect for best friends, siblings, partners, and coworkers who appreciate a good laugh even when they’re under the weather. It’s supportive… just with an expiration date.

      Key Features:
      - Printed on premium soft-touch cardstock for a luxe, velvety feel
      - Specialty die-cut design adds a charming retro touch
      - Blank inside — write something sweet, something funny, or a gentle threat to recover faster
      - Includes an A2 kraft envelope (4-3/8" x 5-3/4")
      - Individually packaged in a protective cellophane sleeve
      - Printed in the USA 🇺🇸
      - A hilarious, feel-better card for hospital stays, sick days, surgery recovery, or “you better bounce back soon”

      Supportive. Sarcastic. Perfect.

    For the friend who knows your love comes with a side of attitude, this card delivers the most honest get-well message ever. “Get well soon, I can only be nice for so long” blends vintage charm with delightfully sarcastic humor — the ideal way to lift their spirits while staying true to your personality.

    Perfect for best friends, siblings, partners, and coworkers who appreciate a good laugh even when they’re under the weather. It’s supportive… just with an expiration date.

    Key Features:
    - Printed on premium soft-touch cardstock for a luxe, velvety feel
    - Specialty die-cut design adds a charming retro touch
    - Blank inside — write something sweet, something funny, or a gentle threat to recover faster
    - Includes an A2 kraft envelope (4-3/8" x 5-3/4")
    - Individually packaged in a protective cellophane sleeve
    - Printed in the USA 🇺🇸
    - A hilarious, feel-better card for hospital stays, sick days, surgery recovery, or “you better bounce back soon”

    Supportive. Sarcastic. Perfect.

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