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When you absolutely must give a card…but don’t actually feel like trying, this perfectly sarcastic vintage-inspired die-cut card does all the heavy lifting. The “Here’s Your Obligatory Card. Happy…” design lets you check the box for any occasion—Birthday, Anniversary, Valentine’s Day, Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, you name it—without pretending you’re more sentimental than you are.
It’s the ideal card for friends, siblings, coworkers, or partners who appreciate honesty, humor, and a touch of vintage flair.
Key Features:
- Printed on premium soft-touch cardstock for a smooth, luxe finish
- Specialty die-cut shape for a charming retro look
- Blank inside—add your own heartfelt message or keep the sarcasm rolling
- Includes an A2 kraft envelope (4-3/8" x 5-3/4")
- Individually packaged in a cellophane sleeve for gifting
- Printed in the USA 🇺🇸
- A hilarious go-to for birthdays, holidays, or any moment that demands a card (even if begrudgingly)
The perfect card for when you care… just enough.
When you absolutely must give a card…but don’t actually feel like trying, this perfectly sarcastic vintage-inspired die-cut card does all the heavy lifting. The “Here’s Your Obligatory Card. Happy…” design lets you check the box for any occasion—Birthday, Anniversary, Valentine’s Day, Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, you name it—without pretending you’re more sentimental than you are.
It’s the ideal card for friends, siblings, coworkers, or partners who appreciate honesty, humor, and a touch of vintage flair.
Key Features:
- Printed on premium soft-touch cardstock for a smooth, luxe finish
- Specialty die-cut shape for a charming retro look
- Blank inside—add your own heartfelt message or keep the sarcasm rolling
- Includes an A2 kraft envelope (4-3/8" x 5-3/4")
- Individually packaged in a cellophane sleeve for gifting
- Printed in the USA 🇺🇸
- A hilarious go-to for birthdays, holidays, or any moment that demands a card (even if begrudgingly)
The perfect card for when you care… just enough.
