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Love My Asshole Kids CrewSocks

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    • For the parent who adores their chaos gremlins even when they’re acting feral. These cheeky crew socks make the perfect laugh-out-loud gift for moms, dads, step-parents, and any brave soul raising the next generation of lovable little monsters. Toss them in a gift basket, wrap them with a bottle of wine, or hand them over at a birthday or holiday gathering and watch the room cackle.

      Key Features:
      - Bold, sarcastic sentiment that hits a little too close to home
      - Soft, comfy knit perfect for daily wear
      - Reinforced heel & toe for extra durability
      - Crew length with vibrant woven design (not printed!)
      - A fun, practical gift for parents, caregivers, and anyone who uses humor to survive parenting

      Materials:
      - 53% Cotton
      - 45% Nylon
      - 2% Spandex

      Sizing:
      - Fits women’s shoe size 5–10 / men’s shoe size 4–9

      Giving Back:
      - A portion of proceeds supports Doctors Without Borders

    For the parent who adores their chaos gremlins even when they’re acting feral. These cheeky crew socks make the perfect laugh-out-loud gift for moms, dads, step-parents, and any brave soul raising the next generation of lovable little monsters. Toss them in a gift basket, wrap them with a bottle of wine, or hand them over at a birthday or holiday gathering and watch the room cackle.

    Key Features:
    - Bold, sarcastic sentiment that hits a little too close to home
    - Soft, comfy knit perfect for daily wear
    - Reinforced heel & toe for extra durability
    - Crew length with vibrant woven design (not printed!)
    - A fun, practical gift for parents, caregivers, and anyone who uses humor to survive parenting

    Materials:
    - 53% Cotton
    - 45% Nylon
    - 2% Spandex

    Sizing:
    - Fits women’s shoe size 5–10 / men’s shoe size 4–9

    Giving Back:
    - A portion of proceeds supports Doctors Without Borders

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