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Bitch Better Have My Cookies - Funny Santa Greeting Card

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    • Key Features:

      • Printed on premium soft-touch cardstock for that luxe feel

      • Blank interior—add your own sweet, spicy, or wildly inappropriate holiday message

      • Comes with an A2 kraft envelope (4-3/8" x 5-3/4")

      • Individually packaged in a protective cellophane sleeve

      • Printed in the USA 🇺🇸

      • Perfect for gift-giving, stocking stuffers, card exchanges, or attaching to a holiday treat box

      Bring the laughs, deliver the cookies, and let Santa do the talking.

    Key Features:

    • Printed on premium soft-touch cardstock for that luxe feel

    • Blank interior—add your own sweet, spicy, or wildly inappropriate holiday message

    • Comes with an A2 kraft envelope (4-3/8" x 5-3/4")

    • Individually packaged in a protective cellophane sleeve

    • Printed in the USA 🇺🇸

    • Perfect for gift-giving, stocking stuffers, card exchanges, or attaching to a holiday treat box

    Bring the laughs, deliver the cookies, and let Santa do the talking.

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